"Don't you hate when you go upstairs to get something and then you get distracted and you forget to get it?"
"Don't you hate it when you go upstairs to get something and then you do get it but what you were going to get was your homework so then you're stuck doing homework?"
"Don't you hate it when you go upstairs to get something and then you do get it but its like 3 in the morning and you're naked and your parents come out of the bathroom and catch you?"
"Don't you hate it when you go upstairs to get something and then you realize the floor is melting because you took too much acid?"
"Don't you hate it when you go upstairs to get something and then you get raped by Pedobear?"
"Don't you hate it when you go upstairs to get something and then you realize you have no stairs because you live in a bungalo?"
"Don't you hate it when you go upstairs to get something and then you realize you were already upstairs and now you're downstairs?"
"Don't you hate it when you go upstairs to get something and your boyfriend tells you to make him a sandwich but you don't know how?"
"Don't you hate it when you go upstairs to get something and then you realize that you're in a stair climbing marathon in the CN Tower?"
"Don't you hate it when you go upstairs to get something but then uncle Vernon says, 'no Harry, get back under the stairs.'?"
"Don't you hate it when you go upstairs to get something but you can't cause your stairs are like an MC Esher painting?"
"Don't you hate it when you go upstairs to get something but at the top of the stairs there is a rabid dog and you try to go back down the stairs to run away but Patrick Bateman is at the bottom naked with a chain saw and you're paralysed because even though that is a super sexy image, you're going to have to accept your fate and die?"
"Don't you hate it when you go upstairs to get something and then you realized you could've just used an elevator?"
"Don't you hate it when you go upstairs to get something and you see your two male dogs having sex?"
"Don't you hate it when you go upstairs to get something and you see your two male dogs having sex with your dad?"
"Don't you hate it when you go upstairs to get something and you just miss the burglar leaving with your TV and other miscellaneous valuables (he has big hands, he can carry a lot)?"
"Don't you hate it when you go upstairs to see what time it is and the clocks are melting?
"Don't you hate it when you go upstairs to get something and you see a letter from your parents saying they abandoned you? No, you don't hate that... PAAAAAARTAY"
"Don't you hate it when you go upstairs to get something and you finally get it and come back downstairs only to realize you never left in the first place and you're just day dreaming?"
"Don't you hate it when you go upstairs hoping that there will be someone at the door but there isn't and you just sigh? FOREVER ALONE"
Midterms make writing tough. Drugs demotivate. Other adventures in the process.
-Xesetarip and Izanrelur
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