Whole Muffins

I'd rather have half a muffin any day. No. No I wouldn't.

Advice from Izanrelur:

Man whole is way better than half. Like,

1) You get the whole muffin and

2) What happened to the other half!? Did a hobo eat it an' get his sloppy germs on it!?

3) It's a fucking whole muffin!

And that, friends, is why whole muffins are better than half muffins, and half muffin should not be mistaken as have nuffin' because then there isn't even half a muffin... there is just no muffin at all.


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