9.29.2011

Paradisiacal Procrastination

Hello readers! And that means you! The 3 special people reading this right now! You!

It's been a fucking long time since I've wrote anything, but summer is over and school has started and that means it's time to sit back, stress out and procrastinate. 


Nobody likes doing work over the summer so all we do is get drunk and live our meaningless lives out like they're a paradise with no rules or responsibilities. Now that it's almost October and midterms are about 3 weeks away I think it's the perfect time to stop doing homework and start doing blogs? YDG?

Today I have my Illustration class and I was talking to some loser kid, I'd prefer not disclose this persons name with you all, but I'm sure you know who she is, and have been reading a lot of her poems as of late ;) (Major hint at who it is I'm talking about) Anyways, like I was saying, I was talking to her in class WHILE doing work. We started talking about the blog and how I should start writing more often. I tried to explain that I have a mountain of homework and that shit is only getting bigger and that I don't really have any time for it. So she nagged me on and on until I realized; "Da fuck am I doing?" Obviously I've missed you all and this blog was lacking a hell of a lot of sexy. I ended up ditching my real work and starting something stupid/fun.


I seen kids sleeping next to me so I felt "At least I'm fucking drawing, these noobs aren't even conscience." Our assignment we're working on right now is a Character design project for a fictional game we're working on. We're suppose to be doing a front almost-T-pose. I had already done the basic sketch of the body so I decided to spice it up. This is what I came up with.
 Enjoy.

It started out with  The Me-Gustatman...Mind your self all these names are working titles.





































Second to be created was Spokerfaceman





































Third. Forever-Aloquaman....Because he sucks!





































Lastly you have Trollerman





































I hope you've all enjoyed these stupid procrastination sketches and that you all enjoy your Midterms by not doing homeworking and not studying for your tests! I WILL BE BACK!

Tootaloo

Izan.

9.28.2011

Monday Poems! Wait, what?

I honestly thought it was Monday. Whoops. Here are some poems anyhow. No they don't rhyme. They never do.



This poem is mediocre but passionate. I wrote it 3 years ago regarding my boyfriend at the time. He was suffering from a mysterious and unpleasant neurological disorder called Kleine Levin Syndrome and it became quite the struggle for us. 


KLS


Will you remember me tomorrow?
Sometimes I question.
Are you there?
Sweetheart.
I love you.
It's so hard
to see past your cold eyes
into where your heart used to be.

Will you remember me tomorrow?
Right beside you,
I've never felt so alone.
I kiss your cheek and you feel
Nothing.
Where are you?
Somewhere in there.
Same face,
different heart.

Will you remember me tomorrow?
The days I wait for you
to come back to me
I feel:
Worthless
Alone
Invisible.
Gradually my soul becomes
Dead, like yours.

Sun rises
Please, remember me tomorrow.

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I wrote this poem when I was super baked; somewhat old but still 2011. Those are the best ones. 


(Untitled)


Cognitive reality distorted
Living zombie
All external realities elated
Pulling away in a tube of three dimensions

Do your soggish feet get devoured?
No but...
Creamy, thick wind, ever looming
Why I could sit here all night
and not feel a thing!

But darling, heart burning, linger
For I don't remember what is in your spine
That's the captain
And the cheesecake is waiting for you
Icy cold, and hidden underneath it all.


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This one is recent.


Under. Lying.


I hide my love for you 
In someone else's bed

You wrote the rules
I play the game.

I'll be in your arms
Tomorrow, my darling.

It seems transparent
Yet more underlying

In this competition
Of who cares less

You have me caught
Cat and mouse

You have my whole heart
Except the part that's honest.

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Also very recent and one of my favourites.

Take Your Sunglasses Off, You Look Stupid 
("Subway Poem")

Hovering along on the inside of a tornado
I feel invisible because no one acknowledges me
Yet they can sense my presence as I pass by
I swear I heard the escalator --ascending beside me-- scream "hello!"
I fly through corridors subconsciously
The metallic monster roars past me...
And them I'm calmly situated on the old red fabric
Trapped in this tunnel with the rest of the world
We float on together, never minding our own business
Flower buds in my ears make mother's voice go away
But I know where I'm going.
So I drift along. Listening.



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I'll write a comedic one next time. Thank you for reading my darlings!

Your soggish sex machine,
Xesetarip



9.09.2011

Xesetarip Bashes What You Wear


HELLO AGAIN, HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE APRIL!
Back to school means a few things:

1) Blogtime (it's like productive procrastination)
2) Friends (they're neat!)
3) Trends in style and other shit (I'm judging you)

More so the latter in this case. You must understand, I am stupendously superficial... like, I'm a dick. 

Brief anecdote:

I was walking on Dundas and I saw this couple holding hands; the chick was dressed... normal?... but the dude was wearing dirty, baggy sweatpants. I found myself thinking, "if my boyfriend ever wore sweatpants in public, there's no way in Hell I'd hold his hand." Sweatpants nullify any prior attraction or love. Gross.

Offended? That's okay. This is me when I was 16. Greasy hair, sweatpants and tacky scarf. Sexy. 
I took so many pictures of myself that day. For shame.

 Atrociousness: 10/10


I also dislike the following. And it's okay because I use myself in [most of] the examples... right? 





Plaid with Plaid
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! You got some plaid shorts? SICK! Plaid shirt? GROOVY! If you find yourself thinking they're both plaid therefore they must match; I'll wear them together! then HALT RIGHT THERE PARTNER! I can't say much more than: pairing plaid with plaid is the worst combination ever ! EVER !! You could be the sexiest man alive:



 BUT


Combining plaid with plaid:



Sorry babe, but you're going to have to die.

Terribleness: 11/10 




New Balance Shoes
Y'know... white running shoes. Not cool ones though... Like, the ones you wore in grade 6 gym class. Some velcro, some not (for you keen chillun). When I'm out dancing or bar-ing or looking for some hot ass, and I see a dude in these shoes... NO SOUP FOR YOU! Instant anti-lady-boner. Unless you're at the gym or something...

You can tell a lot about a person by their footwear and these shoes tell me "I don't know what a clitoris is". I'm sure a lot of chicks like them?



Ugliness: 10/10



Hipster Hatin' and Imitatin' 
Everyone makes fun of hipsters and hates on them and such.  I'd say hipster is the new 'emo'... Similar to emos, hipsters behave a certain way to obtain- yet always deny- their title. 
~FOR EXAMPLE~

2006 - Emo?
NO NOT EMO!

2011 - Hipster? 
NO NOT HIPSTER!

Amiright? Now, I have no problem with the hipster image. It's a particular style, and a good one. What bothers me is that so many folks make fun of hipsters, yet half the people I see out on the town look like they came from an Urban Outfitters American Apparel Black Market Value Village Misc Vintage catalogue. I know there's more to the hipster stereotype than apparel, but c'mon kids, you're halfway there when you imitate the way "they" dress. I put "they" in quotes because we all know hipsters don't really exist. Duh. Ask one if you don't believe me. 

Dreadfulness: ?/10




Red Lipstick
I remember when only moms (and adventurous men) wore lipstick... I really dig that it's commonly worn by young folks now. But! Red lipstick is a dangerous thing. I was going to make a survey and see how many people own red lipstick but then I didn't care that much. I bet a lot of people do though. My point is, red lipstick doesn't go with everything. It hardly goes with anything actually. Lipstick-ify with caution!

Unpleasantness: 4/10



Photo Booth
Re: photographic style. You have a Mac which is cool but... It's really not that cool.



Annoying-ness: 3/10

Ps. I downloaded a couple apps to my iPhone that can edit pictures for you to look all artsy without Photoshop. And they do a pretty sick job! FUCK THOSE APPS! Real Photoshop ftw!!!...? (4/10)



Toms Shoes
It's all fancy marketing. The video opposes Toms' "One Day Without Shoes" campaign.  I don't really have a heart so I'm not going to act or anything but still... Watch!:

"Aid should start by asking communities what their needs are, rather than what will help American corporations sell an image of being socially conscious." ^

Cynical tings mon.

Ps. They're super ugly too.

Disagreeableness: 5/10



Fake Specs
I have glasses and they suck. Why would you want glasses if you don't need them!? I understand this trend... people look good in Wayfarers for sure! I just can't get over the fact that someone would wear glasses unnecessarily. Am I way off here? 

I'm also guilty of this. Methinks this was grade 12... oh dear.
I'm such a fucking tool! 


Lameness: 7/10



Honourable Mentions:
Yoga pants as regular pants - I don't have an ass so really it's just jealousy.
6/10

Uggs - I own 'em but boy are they fucking ugly and don't look good with anything!
9/10

Canada Goose jackets - Lol wut? Not that cold yo. I guess parkas are neat.
1/10

Tattoo of your name - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Silly.
10/10

Chipped nail polish - Happens to us all but boy does it look nasty.
8/10

Pants - Remove them
69/10

"People with short hair who wear toques" - Sean's response when I asked him. Personally I think it's the sexiest look going ;)
Infinite sexy/10


Fashion victim,
or fash'm slave?
You make the call!

-Dr. Steve Brule







Thesaurus: 10/10


-Xesetarip xoxoxoxoxxx